here he is, with the world on a string |
* turn the tv on, throw my hand in my pants. first of all, you guys watch way too much tv the way it is. secondly, if you want to put your hand in your pants, take it to your room.
* tomorrow i'll wake up, do some p90x. good idea. it's a good program, has done wonders for me, and will make you a healthier person and better athlete.
* have some really nice sex. with your wife, i'm assuming? casual sex, especially the way bruno mars infers, is pretty risky. and on a personal note, don't settle for "nice" sex.
* i might mess around and get my college degree. your mother and i teach in higher ed and can both assure you that the students who mess around don't usually end up with their college degree. take school seriously, get your butt to class, and plan on moving right along into graduate school.
* no, i ain't gonna comb my hair. put on some clean clothes, brush your teeth, do something with that out-of-control hair, and for crying out loud put on some deodorant.
* i'll just strut around in my birthday suit. that's okay i suppose in the comforts of your own home, but if you pull that stunt in public it's called indecent exposure and will find you in the back of a squad car heading downtown. don't waste your one phone call on me if you're getting booked for sharing your private parts with the rest of the world. (and here's hoping you followed through on that p90x intention.)
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