3.05.2013
'tis the season
most public school band programs in these parts follow the same floor plan. hit the football field early and often with your marching band, try to mix in some seated band time, whip your kids into all-state shape, transition to pep band, throw together some holiday tunes for a christmas show and, once the weather turns bad, start pounding away at the jazz band set list. festivals and contests abound early in the calendar year, and requests for clinics and guest solo spots nip at an educator's heels. the art of judging has a relatively simple balance - constructive comments with a positive spin, easy solutions for common issues, suggestions for improvement in the rhythm section and improvisations - all while monitoring your caffeine intake so you can stay energized and alert while not coming off as psychotic. a friend of mine referenced these gatherings as the "jazz wars".
i had the tv on in the hotel room while i got dressed for yet another day of adjudicating. as i made repeated attempts to find the right length for my tie, i watched a news blip about some famous couple that recently acquired a newborn baby. the breaking scandal was about their declaration to put their marriage first, and then deal with the baby second. the expected immediate outrage was met with justifications of providing a comfortable home environment for the baby. i suppose both sides of this argument hold water, but the answer is probably found in a balance of the two ideals.
the tanned couple and their airborne kid were on my mind while i weighed in on the 4A bands that took the stage. the age old dilemma of programming sat in the front of my brain while i muttered into a voice recorder and juggled numbers. what type of repertoire should these bands be playing? how heavily should i consider that when listening to them? on the judge sheet, only 10 of the 100 points allotted dealt with tune selection. did i like the material, believe the program to be varied enough, and did the music suit the ensemble? these seem like big questions, so why are they only worth 10%?
as a large ensemble director, i know that there are several factors that go into choosing tunes. you gotta have personnel that can handle the charts, including rhythm section players and soloists that can make something happen. you want to play songs that are historically relevant but also expose the kids to modern developments in this medium. you need to address the ever-present politics in the band; working with graduating seniors and promising freshmen and kids that are busy with other conflicting activities. none of this goes in the written program per se, but every director knows the score.
if you play all classic tunes, you aren't turning the kids onto new stuff. if you play only contemporary works, you are denying them the opportunity to learn the standard repertoire. if you decide to split it 50/50, you risk arbitrarily conceding with the real possibility of pleasing nobody. you could do a themed concert (the music of so-and-so), but that might not fly at a competition. and if you don't succeed at competitions, the perception may become that you lead a mediocre program. this becomes a ridiculous juggling act...
i've picked four tunes for the next jazz band concert. we are lucky to have percussionist arthur lipner joining us, so i've tried to select material that will work harmoniously (see what i did there?) we are playing down by the riverside, a cool oliver nelson arrangement from the jimmy smith/wes montgomery "dynamic duo" album. we'll do the basie classic moten swing up against lipner's calypso arrangement of st. thomas, and finish things off with bob curnow's popular treatment of the metheny tune minuano. my soloists can fit into these tunes, i can include two drummers, have enough face in the brass sections to make this work, introduce doubling to the saxophones, and expose my kids to important material.
we cover a wide range of music in my bands. i'm committed to playing stuff that reinforces the principals of good music, acknowledges the past and future of jazz, and hits the trifecta - an important song, a reputable arranger, and/or an outstanding composer. which of these three is most valuable? i'll follow the sage parenting advice of stephen colbert. inform your kids that you've picked a favorite amongst them, but never tell them who it is. let them fight for your favor.
2.25.2013
i'ma let you finish
i tuned in momentarily to the oscars last night, and watched a total of about four minutes. i heard marky mark announce that there was a tie for the award he was presenting, assuring the crowd that this claim was "no b.s.". the winners were dog the bounty hunter's wife and one of the nelson twins.
there is always a lot of fuss about this award ceremony. folks host oscar parties, place wagers on the outcome of certain categories, and even host live web chats. i rarely have seen any of the films that are nominated and recognize even fewer of the nominees. i am not smitten with the pageantry and rented jewelry that bedazzles this event. am i missing something? i was perplexed about this last night and began to wonder why we don't have a jazz equivalent (we don't, right?).
the red carpet ... would assorted media actually show up to this pre-game ceremony, or would the runway be bookended by a smattering of jazz enthusiasts that want the musicians to sign their burnt cds? iPhone snaps would replace thousand-dollar camera lenses. questions about "who are you wearing this evening" would be met with the awkward craning of the neck while pulling the back of the shirt out so you can read the tag. the fashion leaders would probably be american apparel, levi strauss, adidas, and my dad's old cardigans.
the categories ... the old standbys like "best tribute album", "best jazz vocalist", and "best live performance" would rub shoulders with "most right notes in a row", "best comping behind a bass solo", "most clever cover of a pop tune", and "best use of alliteration in a song title".
the venue ... would this shindig take place in an old warehouse? a relic high school gymnasium? would they attempt to jam everybody into the vanguard and stick them with that two drink minimum? would tea lights and origami centerpieces replace the crystal drink ware and linen tablecloths? is there a way we can get free food at this thing?
the presenters ... are fellow musicians good options for passing out the hardware, or would a jilted jazzer be prone to pull a kanye west move? should we hear from critics like nat hentoff and nate chinen, and dare we trust stanley crouch with a live microphone? and who hosts this thing anyway? it's gotta be somebody famous who actually gives a shit about this music, so that certainly narrows down the field. i guess we're looking at clint eastwood, but i'm not sure anybody is ready to risk it with him nowadays.
and the speeches ... i can just imagine. "thank you for transposing that part for me", "thanks to that one guy who forgave my bar tab", "shout out to those college kids that worked the merch table", "a special thanks to the guy with the extra extension cord", and "i couldn't have done it without the folks over at google maps". i'm pretty sure that this whole event could be wrapped up in under an hour, providing nobody goes off on a philosophical rant.
and one thing is for certain - there is NO way the orchestra would be in a different building. we don't go out like that.
there is always a lot of fuss about this award ceremony. folks host oscar parties, place wagers on the outcome of certain categories, and even host live web chats. i rarely have seen any of the films that are nominated and recognize even fewer of the nominees. i am not smitten with the pageantry and rented jewelry that bedazzles this event. am i missing something? i was perplexed about this last night and began to wonder why we don't have a jazz equivalent (we don't, right?).
the red carpet ... would assorted media actually show up to this pre-game ceremony, or would the runway be bookended by a smattering of jazz enthusiasts that want the musicians to sign their burnt cds? iPhone snaps would replace thousand-dollar camera lenses. questions about "who are you wearing this evening" would be met with the awkward craning of the neck while pulling the back of the shirt out so you can read the tag. the fashion leaders would probably be american apparel, levi strauss, adidas, and my dad's old cardigans.
the categories ... the old standbys like "best tribute album", "best jazz vocalist", and "best live performance" would rub shoulders with "most right notes in a row", "best comping behind a bass solo", "most clever cover of a pop tune", and "best use of alliteration in a song title".
the venue ... would this shindig take place in an old warehouse? a relic high school gymnasium? would they attempt to jam everybody into the vanguard and stick them with that two drink minimum? would tea lights and origami centerpieces replace the crystal drink ware and linen tablecloths? is there a way we can get free food at this thing?
the presenters ... are fellow musicians good options for passing out the hardware, or would a jilted jazzer be prone to pull a kanye west move? should we hear from critics like nat hentoff and nate chinen, and dare we trust stanley crouch with a live microphone? and who hosts this thing anyway? it's gotta be somebody famous who actually gives a shit about this music, so that certainly narrows down the field. i guess we're looking at clint eastwood, but i'm not sure anybody is ready to risk it with him nowadays.
and the speeches ... i can just imagine. "thank you for transposing that part for me", "thanks to that one guy who forgave my bar tab", "shout out to those college kids that worked the merch table", "a special thanks to the guy with the extra extension cord", and "i couldn't have done it without the folks over at google maps". i'm pretty sure that this whole event could be wrapped up in under an hour, providing nobody goes off on a philosophical rant.
and one thing is for certain - there is NO way the orchestra would be in a different building. we don't go out like that.
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